HippoFinds: Awesomely Bad Movies

HippoJuiceFilm · 06-03-2009, 10:48 AM

HippoJuice is a HUGE fan of movies that are SO BAD that they become great. In fact, we love bad movies so much that we dedicated a whole web page to them and do "bad movie reviews" during our podcasts.

So we want to know, what are some bad movies you love?

HippoJuiceMarie · 06-03-2009, 10:56 AM

Well, for starters, my "guilty pleasure" would be Charlie's Angels, Full Throttle. Oh yes. It's not even the FIRST Charlie's Angels, but the SECOND one - with Bernie Mac as Bosley.

Rich W. · 06-03-2009, 11:18 AM

The Quick and the Dead.... I watch it and laugh every single time its on cable...

An amazing cast...with some of the worst dialogue ever written...Leonardo Di Caprio ( who can't act his way ouot of a paper bag to begin with) is embarrassingly awful in it...and I get douche chills every time Sharon Stone throws her Father's old Sheriff's Badge to Russel Crowe and utter's "The Law's come back to town"...ugh...even Gene Hackmans brilliant rant chastizing the poor, simple townsfolk can't save this intrepdily horrid waste of 2 hours...

RaZor · 06-03-2009, 03:44 PM

Citizen Queef...

oh wait, wrong thread.

JimmyWB · 06-03-2009, 03:48 PM

Willy Wonka with Depp

HippoJuiceMarie · 06-18-2009, 12:40 PM

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Willy Wonka with Depp

Yeah, that one is pretty bad.

HippoJuiceMarie · 07-02-2009, 06:53 AM

Yesterday we reviewed Ski School and chose Street Fighter for the next "Awesomely Bad Movie"

So everyone grab a copy (hopefully you don't have to pay for it) and some popcorn, and get ready to make fun of it on July 9, 2009!

No Surviiivorrs · 07-03-2009, 08:18 PM

First Blood.

HippoJuiceMarie · 07-22-2009, 07:18 AM

I just watched Mortal Kombat: Annihilation last night for our next bad movie review - good LORD is it terrible. Can't wait to rip it apart tonight!!

Nora141 · 07-22-2009, 12:05 PM

Marie, do the boys ever allow you to bash really bad chick flicks because there are so many it would take weeks. There are a few that I have watched and was mad that I could not get those 2 hours back.

HippoJuiceMarie · 07-23-2009, 06:26 AM

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Originally Posted by Nora141

Marie, do the boys ever allow you to bash really bad chick flicks because there are so many it would take weeks. There are a few that I have watched and was mad that I could not get those 2 hours back.

We haven't gotten into chick flicks yet, but I don't see why we couldn't. And don't worry about us running out of bad movies to review - we'll die before that happens.

Next week is Speed 2: Cruise Control (1997): Watch for July 29th's podcast

Rich W. · 07-23-2009, 05:34 PM

The movie talk segments are a lot of fun... Why don't you guys showcase *Your own* films during your podcast?...Maybe you could even show stuff from other indy film makers who do some good work?

You guys actually *MAKE* movies...that point can get lost during your podcast...you know what goes into making a film... you can provide some really interesting insight when you talk about *any* flick...

Just sayin' (cause those are my favorite bits) ...but no one asked me, so I'll shut the fuck up now.

HippoJuiceMarie · 07-27-2009, 02:44 PM

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Originally Posted by Rich W.

The movie talk segments are a lot of fun... Why don't you guys showcase *Your own* films during your podcast?...Maybe you could even show stuff from other indy film makers who do some good work?

You guys actually *MAKE* movies...that point can get lost during your podcast...you know what goes into making a film... you can provide some really interesting insight when you talk about *any* flick...

Just sayin' (cause those are my favorite bits) ...but no one asked me, so I'll shut the fuck up now.

When we do have a new YouTube video of ours to show, of course we show it and talk about it during the podcast! We just don't whip them out as fast as other things. But discussing technical aspects of other people's movies is something we could do... (as if we were there on set and know what we're talking about!)

We don't catch too many indie movies, but we do take requests.

Rich W. · 07-27-2009, 02:56 PM

I just re-read my post. Christ I am a pretentious asshole.

What I was trying to say that I love when you guys talk about movies... BTW...Jane & I will be heading down your way in a few weeks...

HippoJuiceMarie · 07-28-2009, 11:47 AM

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Originally Posted by Rich W.

I just re-read my post. Christ I am a pretentious asshole.

What I was trying to say that I love when you guys talk about movies... BTW...Jane & I will be heading down your way in a few weeks...

Hahaha, it's cool - they were good suggestions! And let us know when you're in our neck of the woods for sure!

I was recently reminded of the greatness that is Hotrod - another movie great.

Domino · 07-30-2009, 04:18 PM

The most amazingly bad movie of my life, is the masterpiece called "The Wickerman" starring Nicolas Cage. Does it have Nicolas Cage running around in a bear suit punching wild forest women in the face? YES. I howl with laughter every time i watch it. Heres a quick preview of its magnificence.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e6i2WRreARo

MJMANDALAY · 07-30-2009, 04:58 PM

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The most amazingly bad movie of my life, is the masterpiece called "The Wickerman" starring Nicolas Cage. Does it have Nicolas Cage running around in a bear suit punching wild forest women in the face? YES. I howl with laughter every time i watch it. Heres a quick preview of its magnificence.

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chimheil · 07-30-2009, 08:56 PM

The best worst movie I have ever seen is Rad. It is a bmx movie made in the 80's.

chimheil · 07-30-2009, 09:00 PM

I also found the entire movie on youtube so no need to download it unless you want to take a couple clips from it.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4eWLcoDRgvQ

Jackson · 07-31-2009, 06:30 AM

Forrest Gump

HippoJuiceMarie · 08-03-2009, 02:54 PM

HippoJuiceMarie · 08-03-2009, 03:10 PM

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Originally Posted by Domino

The most amazingly bad movie of my life, is the masterpiece called "The Wickerman" starring Nicolas Cage. Does it have Nicolas Cage running around in a bear suit punching wild forest women in the face? YES. I howl with laughter every time i watch it. Heres a quick preview of its magnificence.

Best Scenes From "The Wicker Man"

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Ahhhh, not the bees! Not the BEES! haha, now I have to see it.

HippoJuiceMarie · 08-19-2009, 06:11 AM

So, the 1983 Hercules with Lou Ferrigno is proving harder to acquire than we thought. We ended up finding it on Netflix, so we signed up for an account and should be getting the DVD in a day or so.

In the meantime, for tonight, we watched The Ice Pirates, which I'm sure you'll enjoy just as much.

Always remember to check out http://hippojuice.com/hippoBadMovie.html to make sure you're following along with our movies!

chimheil · 08-19-2009, 10:59 AM

I've always been a fan of Big Trouble in Little China. Even as a young child I knew the movie was awful, but I never turned down the opportunity to watch it.

Which Charlie and the Chocolate Factory is it? The old one or the new one? Old one is great, new one is just bad.

HippoJuiceMarie · 08-19-2009, 12:40 PM

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Originally Posted by chimheil

I've always been a fan of Big Trouble in Little China. Even as a young child I knew the movie was awful, but I never turned down the opportunity to watch it.

Which Charlie and the Chocolate Factory is it? The old one or the new one? Old one is great, new one is just bad.

We're talking about the new Charlie & the Chocolate Factory with Johnny Depp. And I will add your suggestion to the list -

Yor: The Hunter From the Future - http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0084935/
Hysterical - http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0085704/
Hercules - http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0085672/
Night of the Demons - http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0093624/
The Quick and the Dead - http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0114214/
Charlie and the Chocolate Factory - http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0367594/
First Blood - http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0083944/
The Wickerman - http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0070917/
Big Trouble in Little China - http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0090728/

06-03-2009, 10:48 AM	#1
HippoJuiceFilm Moderator Join Date: May 2009 Posts: 44	HippoFinds: Awesomely Bad Movies HippoJuice is a HUGE fan of movies that are SO BAD that they become great. In fact, we love bad movies so much that we dedicated a whole web page to them and do "bad movie reviews" during our podcasts. So we want to know, what are some bad movies you love?

06-03-2009, 11:18 AM	#3
Rich W. Self Important Ass Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: NJ Posts: 1,685	The Quick and the Dead.... I watch it and laugh every single time its on cable... An amazing cast...with some of the worst dialogue ever written...Leonardo Di Caprio ( who can't act his way ouot of a paper bag to begin with) is embarrassingly awful in it...and I get douche chills every time Sharon Stone throws her Father's old Sheriff's Badge to Russel Crowe and utter's "The Law's come back to town"...ugh...even Gene Hackmans brilliant rant chastizing the poor, simple townsfolk can't save this intrepdily horrid waste of 2 hours... __________________ www.unlearnnow.com

07-02-2009, 06:53 AM	#7
HippoJuiceMarie Member Join Date: May 2009 Location: Fort Lauderdale, Florida Posts: 242	Street Fighter - watch for next week Yesterday we reviewed Ski School and chose Street Fighter for the next "Awesomely Bad Movie" So everyone grab a copy (hopefully you don't have to pay for it) and some popcorn, and get ready to make fun of it on July 9, 2009!

07-03-2009, 08:18 PM	#8
No Surviiivorrs powered by beer Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: muddy banks of the Raritan Posts: 639	First Blood. __________________

07-22-2009, 12:05 PM	#10
Nora141 Moderator Join Date: May 2009 Posts: 125	Marie, do the boys ever allow you to bash really bad chick flicks because there are so many it would take weeks. There are a few that I have watched and was mad that I could not get those 2 hours back. __________________ Some day I aspire to be Hemi.

06-03-2009, 10:56 AM	#2
HippoJuiceMarie Member Join Date: May 2009 Location: Fort Lauderdale, Florida Posts: 242	Well, for starters, my "guilty pleasure" would be Charlie's Angels, Full Throttle. Oh yes. It's not even the FIRST Charlie's Angels, but the SECOND one - with Bernie Mac as Bosley.

06-03-2009, 03:44 PM	#4
RaZor How Sweet He Is! Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Central Jersey Posts: 3,886	Citizen Queef... oh wait, wrong thread.

07-22-2009, 07:18 AM	#9
HippoJuiceMarie Member Join Date: May 2009 Location: Fort Lauderdale, Florida Posts: 242	I just watched Mortal Kombat: Annihilation last night for our next bad movie review - good LORD is it terrible. Can't wait to rip it apart tonight!!

07-23-2009, 05:34 PM	#12
Rich W. Self Important Ass Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: NJ Posts: 1,685	The movie talk segments are a lot of fun... Why don't you guys showcase Your own films during your podcast?...Maybe you could even show stuff from other indy film makers who do some good work? You guys actually MAKE movies...that point can get lost during your podcast...you know what goes into making a film... you can provide some really interesting insight when you talk about any flick... Just sayin' (cause those are my favorite bits) ...but no one asked me, so I'll shut the fuck up now. __________________ www.unlearnnow.com

07-27-2009, 02:56 PM	#14
Rich W. Self Important Ass Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: NJ Posts: 1,685	I just re-read my post. Christ I am a pretentious asshole. What I was trying to say that I love when you guys talk about movies... BTW...Jane & I will be heading down your way in a few weeks... __________________ www.unlearnnow.com

07-30-2009, 08:56 PM	#18
chimheil New Member Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 7	The best worst movie I have ever seen is Rad. It is a bmx movie made in the 80's.

07-31-2009, 06:30 AM	#20
Jackson Black Member Join Date: Jul 2008 Posts: 279	Forrest Gump

08-03-2009, 02:54 PM	#21
HippoJuiceMarie Member Join Date: May 2009 Location: Fort Lauderdale, Florida Posts: 242	OK, I'm making a note of requests so far: Yor: The Hunter From the Future - http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0084935/ Hysterical - http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0085704/ Hercules - http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0085672/ Night of the Demons - http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0093624/ The Quick and the Dead - http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0114214/ Charlie and the Chocolate Factory - http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0367594/ First Blood - http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0083944/ The Wickerman - http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0070917/ Rad - http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0091817/ (some from geekerdome.com forum as well)

08-19-2009, 06:11 AM	#23
HippoJuiceMarie Member Join Date: May 2009 Location: Fort Lauderdale, Florida Posts: 242	Hercules on Hold, The Ice Pirates today! So, the 1983 Hercules with Lou Ferrigno is proving harder to acquire than we thought. We ended up finding it on Netflix, so we signed up for an account and should be getting the DVD in a day or so. In the meantime, for tonight, we watched The Ice Pirates, which I'm sure you'll enjoy just as much. Always remember to check out http://hippojuice.com/hippoBadMovie.html to make sure you're following along with our movies!

08-19-2009, 10:59 AM	#24
chimheil New Member Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 7	I've always been a fan of Big Trouble in Little China. Even as a young child I knew the movie was awful, but I never turned down the opportunity to watch it. Which Charlie and the Chocolate Factory is it? The old one or the new one? Old one is great, new one is just bad.